In Urban Champion you're a no-good street youth who picks fights with other no-good street youths in front of various buildings that look suspiciously the same yet are labelled "Snack Bar", "Post Office", "Sperm Bank" and so on. You can punch someone in the face or the gut so not a lot of options here, but avoiding the angry old women in the second story window who are chucking flower pots at your head adds to the fun. You win when you back your opponent into an open sewer.
I didn't think there would be a game worse than Y-Project Mario Runner, but this game takes the cake. This gets my lowest rating so far for lack of originality and giving the player no motivation for playing whatsoever. You simply hit the punch button and wonder if you hit the button first or the other guy did. Its like Rock-em Sock-em Robots in slow motion and nowhere near as dynamic.
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