Have a case of the old Brectums. Dropped the H bomb and have had a high yogurt and bran intake, but these purpies keep on holding on. Maybe Brectums and Prurpies are obvious, but BeeNaps is my reference to Napolean B's loss at Waterloo, to make that connection. Anyway the word hemmoroids is just far too disturbing to use and that is why I am offering three new euphemisms for the rizzoids. Go ahead and have a vote and let me know if you ever end up using my lexical creations. I'm guessing Brectums is right out because of its obvious associations, but who knows, maybe the voters will see some charm in it.
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