Shortcake

Have you ever heard of this shortcake blog? She's this girl and she totally has a blog that's all about her. It's like, "La da da me me me me. Loo Loo Doo me me me me. I'm so special, I have a blog." And there are all these observations on life that are like totally her own opinion and it just makes me sick to the bone about how someone can be so, "I'm special all the time because my name is shortcake." Whoopdee doo, shortcake. I'm so sick of her blog, its so nasty and gross about her feelings and thoughts. Its a total perversion of everything we hold sacred in being human.

For once I'd like to see her blog about something that's not about her or better yet the opposite of her. So maybe she could blog about everybody she doesn't know and things she doesn't know about for a change. How bout that shortcake? But she's afraid. She'll never change. I know a coward when I smell one and she smells like someone's whose so afraid of not being her that she'd probably die if she wasn't her and it would just totally blow her little mind. I'm going keep reading it though and hope it gets better, but it will probably keep sucking in which case I'll update everybody on how that's going. Stupid shortcake.